Baby Men
I wonder if she wipes his ass too
Apparently, modern civilization has advanced enough that people who really shouldn't have survived the trials of life are able to flourish, on taxpayer dollars nonetheless. This is of course 'a symptom of the universe' as a smarter man than me once put it.
The New York Times reports, http://www.washingtontimes.com/news/2011/may/17/senator-questions-benefits-to-adult-baby/ , that a 30 year old man is living his life as a professional baby. He is of course morbidly obese, as well as is his live in girlfriend, who is the only person he could find that would have sex with him, that is if his balls have reached a point of sexual maturity. The guy built his own crib to sleep in, gets bottle fed by his wannabe mom, and runs a support group for other people who are afraid to grow up.
At the risk of sounding insensitive, this guy should most likely be given the ultimatum to get a job and support himself or be shot in the face. We're fairly libertarian around these parts, so the guy can live his life however he wants as long as he foots the bill himself.
Which reminds me of what will be the topic of a future post, the concept of feeders, i.e. people who deliberately eat in the attempt to get as fat as possible and search for a 'feeder' to keep feeding them when they are too fat to move. The fatness is one thing, however these people have and are not shy about sharing some very twisted sexual perversions that will make even the most avid fapper vomit in their mouth.
A for effort F for FAIL!
There isn't much to say about this video. The ending is actually a little surprising, I thought all the funny was the initial drive by. Ummmmmm, Nope. Now I'm no mechanic, but here is a little tip. If you are going to tow something up a big hill, do it in a vehicle that isn't smoking and also comes equipped with brakes. One that actually had towing in mind when they built it would also be a plus. Maybe you should have stopped and asked the cyclists to hook up and help you tow to the top of the hill. I'm sure they would have doubled the available horsepower.
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The evil and dangerous Chupicabra found!
If any of you live in Texas, BEWARE! Chupicabras are rampaging down there. The famous yet elusive goat suckers are apparently applying a new tactic in their plan to overrun the world and suck all of us humans dry of blood. It seems they are now going to enter old Lady's garages, cower in the corner until animal control gets there and shoots them dead. I am not exactly sure what their plan is once they are dead, but I'm already scared as hell. Maybe they intend to increase their power by becoming Zombie Chupicabras. Thier already unmatched scariness will be augmented, as well as thier stamina and ability to have bodyparts severed off without dying.
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Is nothing we were told real?
Cats always land on thier feet. Red sky at night is a sailors delight. You can't polish a Turd. Well scratch that last one off the list, apparently, a turd can indeed be polished. Whats next? We find you can in fact triple stamp a double stamp? First, Dad tells me Santa and the Easter bunny are not real and now this. The world is a sad lonley place my friends.
You thought this was a good idea?
If I had a nickel for every knucklehead who does something stupid on camera. Well, I'd be playing Golf with Donald Trump right now. Buddy, seriously, as funny as this may have been at the time, pictures like this will find the Internet like The One Ring finds Sauron's finger. If you and your buddies are drunk off your ass, which I hope isn't the case being that your out in the woods with loaded guns, but if you are, you need to delete things like this or similarly destroy them. Bestiality is funny. Necrophilia is funny. Necorbestiality is disturbing, stop doing it.
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Several problems I have with this video
Ok first off, Smoking baby is smoking. Not a good idea, also the other people around him seem a little indifferent to all this, he has an object that can burn him AND HE'S FUCKING SMOKING CIGARETTES.
Ok number 2 is, how is this kid affording 40 cigs per day. I have had to cut back to a couple per day, mainly because they are fucking $10 per pack here in wonderful NY State. I mean what the shit? This kids parents don't look like they can just drop $20 per day on thier 2 year olds habbit. I'm not too up on the Sumatran child labor laws, but he looks a little too young to be holding down a job either.
So what is it? A pack of cigs really cost a buck or two but my governemnt puts about $8 of taxes into the price? Oh and they are going bankrupt. I don't know what's worse, smoking baby, or drunken sailor government. I feel like I'm getting fucked from both ends on this one.
2012 Are we really screwed?
Ok so 2012 is fast approaching. December 21st 2010 will be an officially unofficial kickoff to the 2 year countdown to the end of the world "as we know it". The as we know it is the part I am always interested in. Here is a couple possible scenarios as I see it and what actually may happen.
#1 We bob up and down on the galactic disc, either we were part of a smaller galaxy that the Milky Way had for dinner, or we were part of the milky way and got hit or pulled out of sync a little causing us to bob up and down. Now there could be a dark star, or a star which has lost the fuel to create Nuclear reactions, but it is still a massive clump of "stuff" it may glow very dimly but we wouldn't see it until it is very close to our solar system. So maybe this dark star is sitting stable in the center of the galactic disc, and when we pass through the center, we get really close to this death star and it phucks with our gravity and orbit around the sun and all that really cool but deadly stuff.
#2 and probably the most likley, absolutely nothing happens. While this is the most likley, this is also the most boring. I mean I already know what happens when nothing happens, people act like fools, we need something bigger than life to happen. Only if something big and world changing happens will Mr T to have no one left to Pity.
#3 ALIEN INVASION!!!!! Now this is what I'm talking about. I want alien ships locked in dogfights against F22 raptors and whatever secret weapons the Chinese have. This is probably the coolest way to die if we have to go down. There will be a brief enlightenment period, 50% (ok 90%) of the planet is going to have an experience similar to Neo waking up out of the matrix, gooey slime and all.
#4 Free energy. There is a couple people and groups out there working towards this. It could very well hit in the next 2 years, when it does, the people who control everything will lose a SUBSTANTIAL amount of power, both literally and figuratively. This free power will also exponentially increase our ability to explore space. Food, Shelter, Transportation will all become dirt cheap and abundant. People will no longer work to survive, we will work to go beyond. Obviously this is the best case scenario, though there may be a period of turmoil where current people with all the power try to control the free energy, it won't work and they will lose it but it could mean a few more wars or maybe one more big war.
In the end, we here at the world is fucked will document whichever of these scenarios comes to pass. After all, who doesn't like a good ole fashioned earth sized train wreck?
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So what’s going on in China?
Now, I'm a bit of a science junkie, I have seen video and live, hundreds of different rocket launches. This is either the most novel rocket launch I have ever seen, or there is some new tech going on over in china. I still think it's some kind of rocket, you can see it stage at one point. So then after this we now have a UFO sighting so whats really going on?
Now with this one I'm not quite ready to run out to the top of a skyscraper in NYC and start partying but either the Chinese have gotten some new toys, or they picked a fight with some intergalactic bad asses and we are going to see some fireworks. Both options don't really bode well, so hopefully it's just a couple of weather balloons, or swamp gas.
